Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#19216

President Trump tweeted this:

Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail…
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1068442531887632384

Then I spent all day deciding what is very legal and what is very cool, and here are the answers:


#19217

I love that diagram if for no other reason than including Emperor Kuzco in the ‘Very Cool’ category.


#19218

The dumbest man alive.


#19219

Evil Forrest Gump.


#19220

He just doesn’t have the stamina to be president.


#19221

He had to pee.


#19222

I like how the Argentinian president turns away from the cameras. I imagine he was mouthing some curse or standing open mouthed in amazement.


#19223

My impression of that moment was that he didn’t want a bunch of pictures of him standing on stage by himself looking like a dork, and he knew that no one would publish pictures of just his back. I noticed that all the cameras stopped clicking right when he turned around. I thought it was a pretty savvy move under the circumstances.


#19224

Is it just me, or does the Argentinian President look like Peter Capaldi?

It would be fun to imagine him muttering some Malcolm Tucker-isms under his breath.


#19225

Fuck, the last 10 seconds of that clip are amazing.


#19226

Nope, I thought the exact same thing. Seems like there’s a Doctor Who short just begging to be made there.


#19227

It is doubtful that Trump had any role in drafting what’s a fairly nice obit. But that fact that had him going to Yale before serving as the youngest aviator, is a further example of this White House pure incompetence. How do you got to Yale and end up being one of the youngest aviators? It makes no logical sense. Skipping Yale and enlisting the Navy was major part of Bush 41 biography. I has probably been repeated 100 times on TV and scores of times in print since his passing.


#19228

Agreed. This totally random and unkown person on Twitter broke it down brilliantly:


#19229

No one with a brain wants to work for Trump.


#19230

#19231

It’s been mentioned before, but everything - and there seems to be no exception, it really is everything - that the right-wing conspiracy machine believes that their opponents do is a case of projecting stuff that they do themselves unto others. They know that voter fraud happens, since they are 100% doing it themselves and know how easy it is, so they are convinced that anyone opposing them must be doing the same.


#19232

Never not a national embarrassment


#19233

The thousand yard stare by Trudeau is amazing and terrifying


#19234

That was incredibly awkward.


#19235

But… not for Trump.