My change would be to get rid of Twitter.
It’s where all the Tumblr porn went!
Still… Twitter.
THIS IS ALSO ALL TWITTERS FAULT I AM GOING TO GET MY NEPHEW TO SEND TEM A VERY STERNLY WORDED INSTAGRAM ALSO WHERE IS THE ANY KEY IT KEEPS SAYING PRESS ANY KEY
Stupid all the way down.
Jesus Christ.
How is EVERYONE associated with this administration so inept and stupid?
You guys don’t understand. The inept people occurred later and didn’t happen.
Well, you select for people who like and admire Trump, and wish to work for him. These traits are strongly negatively correlated with other traits such as competence or basic human decency. Even if a somewhat competent, basically decent person sneaks through, they can’t stay sane for long.
It’s basically survival of the fittest, but in reverse.
Lots of great responses but my favorite is the one telling him him can remove the bad link by going to goatse. (Hyperlink helpfully included.)
Wait, there’s cards for us anti-Trumpers to carry? Is there a code on them or something that allows me to invade Rudy’s text?
Well that’s just gonna confuse some people. But it’s hilarious.
That’ll be funny for a few more hours. Then at the memorial service tomorrow Trump will inevitably do something so horrific, idiotic, and insane that it will make this parody post look cautious and timid.
I pity future historians who will have to sort through all this. “So wait … he didn’t actually give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a bus. But he did pay a porn actress more than a hundred thousand dollars, and spent most of the time with her awkwardly watching Shark Week. Or is it the other way around?”
Yeh, listening to Jon Meachem, wax eloquently about Bush 41 (which lets face it isn’t the most glamorous Presidential Bio to write), I was thinking what poor hack is going to do Trump’s. Imagine 300 years in the future, their is some poor Chinese scholar studying US presidents, how can they not draw a correlation between the increase of suicides and drug overdoses and Trump’s presidency.
Yeah but he’ll have to live in a country with that debt explosion for the final 100+ years of his life. He’s not thinking ahead, as usual.
I think we all already knew that’s exactly how Trump thinks, right? Even though it may be shocking to see him admit it.
But at this point, it really shouldn’t be shocking either.
Running up the debt is part of the GOP game plan for reducing social spending. If Trump loses in 2020 the GOP will start to scream and stamp their feet about the debt.
First against the wall, those types.