Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#19256

I would suggest that if you use Twitter, every time Trump tweets, reply with:

YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON

And tell others to do the same.

Because ultimately, it would be amazing if we can get to the point where every time he tweets, it’s just slammed with thousands of people telling him he’s going to prison. And it would make him (more) insane.


#19257

Do Trump voters think that Tariffs mean “China writes us a big check, but prices stay low!”

Good grief, I bet they do.


#19258

If I knew that a lot of people were going to do this I might get back on Twitter.


#19259

Be the change you want to see in the world, Rich.


#19260

Yeah, but… Twitter.


#19261

They probably think that a tariff is a tax that a corporation pays in order to sell their goods here.


#19262

The president of the United States thinks exactly that.


#19263

My change would be to get rid of Twitter.


#19264

It’s where all the Tumblr porn went!


#19265

Still… Twitter.


#19266

THIS IS ALSO ALL TWITTERS FAULT I AM GOING TO GET MY NEPHEW TO SEND TEM A VERY STERNLY WORDED INSTAGRAM ALSO WHERE IS THE ANY KEY IT KEEPS SAYING PRESS ANY KEY


(Context)


#19267

Stupid all the way down.


#19268

Jesus Christ.


#19269

How is EVERYONE associated with this administration so inept and stupid?


#19270

You guys don’t understand. The inept people occurred later and didn’t happen.


#19271

Well, you select for people who like and admire Trump, and wish to work for him. These traits are strongly negatively correlated with other traits such as competence or basic human decency. Even if a somewhat competent, basically decent person sneaks through, they can’t stay sane for long.


#19272

It’s basically survival of the fittest, but in reverse.


#19273

Lots of great responses but my favorite is the one telling him him can remove the bad link by going to goatse. (Hyperlink helpfully included.)


#19274

Wait, there’s cards for us anti-Trumpers to carry? Is there a code on them or something that allows me to invade Rudy’s text?


#19275