Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#19316

Naturally Donnie didn’t get it right: Rasmussen reported 49% approve, 50% disapprove. (Standard disclaimer about Rasmussen being the most Trump-leaning major pollster: Gallup has him at 40%.)


#19317

If you’d just look past my crimes, you’d see I’m not such a bad guy!


#19318

Presidential Harassment? I do feel harassed by this president!


#19319

I’m truly surprised that he said 75% and not 95 or 100%.


#19320

It just never ceases to amaze me what a fucking whiner he is. At least Nixon had the dignity to vent his spleen in the privacy of the (admittedly tape-recorded) Oval Office.


#19321

#19322

Cheney looks ready to take a swing at him in that last picture too.


#19323


#19324

Given how Cheney is portrayed in the previews for the upcoming film, I think he’d shoot Trump right in the face.


#19325

I’m not sure how I’d feel about that. I mean no, I know exactly how I’d feel about that. I just don’t know how I’d feel about Cheney afterwards.


#19326

I mean the upside is Cheney would be behind bars so there is that.


#19327

Last time he shot someone in the face he got away with it!


#19328

Yes, that’s what he was referencing.


#19329

Silly me, I thought he was referencing the post right before his. But, you do you.


#19330

Trump is literally just appointing people from Fox and Friends to his administration now.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-07/trump-is-said-to-pick-nauert-to-replace-haley-as-un-ambassador


#19331

Yup, so messed up


#19332

Nothing fills me with despair quite as perfectly as reading that any polling outlet has Trump’s approval rating at 40%.


#19333

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#19334

As I’ve said before, I lost all faith in the American electorate when Trump got more than 10% of the popular vote.


#19335

I mean I’ve kinda always hated humanity in aggregate, but the recent wave of fascist white supremacists winning every election everywhere really helps make my case for me.