Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#19999

The End Times! WOOT!


#20000

Well, at least the Trump Administration has an exit plan. Unlike those Obummers and Clintonistas, with their Left Behind attitudes.


#20001

Yes, I’m sure Middle East peace will be achieved by making this Christians versus Muslims - so much winning!


#20002

Secret Service might have made him wear a vest.


#20003

Every time I think Trump can’t possibly disgust me more than he does already has he finds a way.


#20004

Tax cuts for the ultra wealthy: appropriate

Minor annual pay increases for government workers: inappropriate


#20005

Leave the umbrella at home and always call it rain.


#20006

I hope everyone who voted for him dies of a very painful cancer.


#20007

popehat misspelled ‘Armando’



#20008

They’ve got it all wrong. They need more deaths to turn this tragedy into a statistic so that people can care even less.


#20009

Kelly’s exit interview was pretty much as expected. I kept him from following his worst impulses.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/30/john-kelly-paints-yet-another-dim-portrait-trump/?utm_term=.49842ec41c77


#20010

Thanks! ;)


#20011

On the one hand he says Trump was always pushing the boundaries of the law, and on the other he says Trump never told him to do anything illegal. It can’t really be both.

Also, too, some people are pointing out how in the interview he admits things he denied while he was in the administration. So, he lied to us.


#20012

#20013

I 100% expect that he will show up. There’s no flipping reason for him not to. It’s not like he will get political backlash for it. It’s super dramatic (in his mind) AND he’s the center of attention. I just can’t imagine that he could resist.


#20014

But he wasn’t there when he said he was.


#20015

He called the boss to tell him that he was in the hospital. With the sounds of a sports bar in the background.

Only he’s the fucking president.


#20016

I sometimes run to the post office when I say I’m working from home…


#20018

Clip and save. Fahrenthold is an excellent, relentless reporter (and won a Pulitzer for his series on the Trump Foundation and it’s lack of charitable giving.)


#20019

Fahrenthold is the best investigative reporter of our time.

Most of the recent crap about Trump was broken by Fahrenthold… Years ago.