Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#20040

DJT is a modern day philosopher king.


#20041

#20042

Our Commander-in-Chief is making sure the world knows that he’s concentrating on the important issues:


#20043

There’s nothing more important than having good-looking generals. Everyone knows this!


#20044

But were they taller? Tom Cruise is notoriously average in height.


#20045

Below average. He’s only 5’7".


#20046

Hottest group of generals ever assembled, many are saying!


#20047

Maybe they can make a swimsuit calendar of these generals, and then use the proceeds for the wall!


#20048

I like it that the generals are also stronger than Tom Cruise, because you need strong generals to carry those field packs and anti-tank rockets. Why, Tiny Tom Cruise would crumble under all that weight!


#20049

Turns out the generals thing was just him getting warmed up:


#20050

Today is the day that DJT became president.


#20051

Hahaha


#20052

“The caravans have an undead Guatemalan dragon. We need BOARDER FUNDING! SAD!”


#20053

#20054

After staggering along the past decade, I think Donald has completely malfunctioned now.


#20055

What does that last tweet mean? He must be suffering from dementia or something. Can we just move on to President Pence now?


#20056

I’d like to see him spend a lot more time in a “big house” with guys armed with machine-guns.


#20057

But I mean if they wanted to wave them at him a little I wouldn’t say no.


#20058

I can work with that.


#20059

Hey fella, you got a problem with someone being 5’7"?