Women evolving into fertile dwarves

What?

My parents are 5’9" and 5’6", and I’m 6’1". If Quatoria and I were to have kids they would be HUGE.

You know, I have noticed an increase in female facial hair. . .

Or at least an increase in females not bothering to do anything about it. :-)

But Sarkus, you live in washington =)

The next bit of research will reveal that they need alcohol to get through the day.

Doesn’t everyone?

And they absolutely detest purring maggots.

I think what NWJ is saying is, “This thread is worthless without pictures of the aforementioned 5’8” 12-year-old daughter."

Yea, haven’t you heard? 12 year olds, they’re the new 25 year olds.

The best part is the watermark.