Woot sells ps3, heralds Wii, sells out of ps3

Woot is a site that sells electronics on a day to day basis. One day a toaster, the next a flat screen tv.

Today they are selling 20GB ps3s, or were. That’s not the funny part.

The funny part is the text used to sell the ps3:

So, hey, check it out: there’s this awesome new gaming system that we just can’t stop playing. Too bad it’s so hard to find in stores – we guess they just didn’t make enough of them. It’s called the Nintendo Wii, and holy mother of Zelda, is it ever a blast. If the Wii is cool with polygamy, we might ask it to marry us.

The controller – so easy! No more intricate push-this-twice, pull-that-three-times trickery, just easy waves of the hand. The console – so cute! It actually makes our gaming room look better, unlike the bulky, ugly consoles we could mention. How does Nintendo keep the price so low on that thing, anyway? And the games, good Lord, the games! Not to mention those adorable avatars. We’ve already created virtual versions of the entire staff, so we can beat each other virtually-bloody instead of actually-bloody, like we usually do. The only problem is that none of the nose options are as big as Jason’s actual nose. But that’s a minor quibble.

In fact, we love the Wii so much, we want to give a Wii to everybody on our payroll. To fund this Wii-for-the-People program, we’re selling this Sony PlayStation 3. The SIXAXIS wireless controller is basically the same complicated gazillion-button-style controller you know from past PS models, but at least you won’t be fighting Grandma for gaming time. Along with the usual roster of ho-hum games, the PS3 can play CDs, DVDs, and Blu-Ray discs, and the 20GB hard drive can store music, videos, and music videos. It’s certainly, er, rather full-figured, for those of you who want a lot of heft for your money. And its HDMI capabilities give you polygons and frames-per-second out the wazoo, if you prefer that stuff to having fun.

Best of all, for every PS3 you buy, we can buy Wiis for two of our employees. So when you get frustrated by those intricate combo-button moves, or bored by the underwhelming game offerings for the PS3, keep the spirit of the season in mind. Remember all those happy Woot staffers whose lives have been changed by their super-fun Nintendo Wiis, paid for by you. Heartwarming, isn’t it?

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The best part? Clicking on the ps3 gets you this picture:

They still sold 80 of them within 4 minutes.

quite amusing :)

Jejeje. That IS funny.

What the fuck.

Thanks for the Age of Empires 2 MSN multiplayer flashbacks.

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jejeje in spanish = heheheh english
Now i want to play AOE2

I love woot, and it’s brethren. FYI stootsi.com is similar, except deals dont die after 24 hours and they fairly frequently have xbox 360, psp and ps3 stuff, mostly 360. (camera + year oif live for $55, wirreless controllers at $30, psp for 150$, ps3 60gbs for $750 etc…)

Best Woot ever. :)

Fucking conquistadors. Taking all the jobs and shooting my knights templar!

waves fist

Jejeje

<3 woot.

I was half-expecting them to sell a Wii the next day (today), but not dice. Still, I bet they will soon.