So after a bit of a break from this thread, I thought I’d post two recent stories. One of woe, one of joy.
The Worst PUG
Heroic Deadmines. It’s my first time there, and I’m the Healer. The Tank and two DPS are all from the same guild. The one other DPS there is also doing the dungeon for the first time like me.
So the first thing one of these guild guys says is: “We are going for the Achievement, that okay with everyone?” I mention that it’s my first time, and I’m not sure what the achievement involves. He replies: “It’s okay, we’ll probably boot you before we get there”.
Hrm. Not a good sign. But I assume he’s kidding for now.
So we get to the big robot boss, and these three dillweeds essentially cajole the lone remaining DPS (a shaman) into being the dude who keeps the adds at the bottom of the ramp. We’re about 2/3rds done the fight when he messes up and allows some adds through. Fair enough, it’s his first time doing it, I think that’s to be expected. But the three idiots proceed to berate him in party chat for a solid five minutes - just standing there typing instead of playing. “My seven year old brother could do that right on the first try, what’s wrong with you. Lrn2plynoob” etc. Asking them to calm down just sets them off more.
We finish that boss, but the poor dude can take no more abuse and quits. The guild then proceeds to laugh amongst themselves. “Ha ha, I love making people leave”. I lose my temper and say: “How about I don’t heal you on the next pull, would that be okay?”
Him: “I don’t need your stupid heals! I’ve got six cooldowns!”
Me: “Go Ahead” I sit there doing nothing while he pulls.
Him: [Wipes the group.] “Enjoy dying there, Healer. Ha ha, that wipe was totally worth it for me.”
After which I quit, not seeing a reason to stick around any longer.
It was honestly, without question, the worst PUG I have ever been in. Not because they were bad players - they were fine. They were just the worst kind of teammates. Smug assholes who just want to make everyone else miserable. Don’t they beat this kind of attitude out of kids in Phys-Ed these days? Ugh.
The Best PUG
Which brings me to the best PUG I have ever been in! It was literally just last night on Heroic Vortex Pinnacle. The Boomkin was accomodating and apologized for his low 5k DPS, saying he’s just learning, and no one made fun of him for it. The Death Knight DPSer was doing 13k. 13k!!! But he never bragged. The Tank was friendly, grabbed Aggro proficiently, marked his targets, positioned everyone nicely, allowed the group to move through not too fast or too slow, never got mad after a wipe (of which there were only 2 or so). People were patient when folks had to go afk for 1 or 2 minutes, no one yelled “gogogogogo!” At one point, when 4 of us died on Altairus, the tank proceeded to solo him from about 25% down to 8%, I was amazed. And when the low-DPSer won the special mount that drops from Altairus, everyone gave a good-natured “grats!” We one-shot every other boss in the instance and everyone had a ton of fun.
It was quite the palette cleanser after the bad PUG from a few days before.