(I have candy)
I like candy, mister, but I’m not getting in your van.
Strangers have the best candy.
From a CES email in my inbox today:
Last Chance to Register for Free
This is your last chance to register online. Register before 8 p.m. EST Friday (December 30) to avoid the $100 on-site registration fee. Please use priority code G180 when registering."
So, if you’re gonna register, best do it quick :) (again, http://www.cesweb.org)
Wait, you have candy? Well, shit man, where’s that van at? LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
Fear the Group Ass-mind Think!
I’m getting a bike! HAHAHAHAHA!
Speaking of Dane Cook, I sort of look like him. And this:
I’m in the middle.
No, psyche, I’m on the right, looking at you like you just tied a knot in a cherry stem with your mouth, then showed me your tongue ring. Sayyyy there…!