A tribute to beer

I can’t think of a crowd who would better enjoy this. Saw this, and thought of you guys.

With love,
Murph

My father was an alcoholic who beat the shit out of my sister every night. Thanks.

My dad’s an alcoholic, too. If I’d had a sister, I’m sure he would have done the same.

But a lot of these guys love beer, and Homer Simpson. And are not alcoholics. Well, not abusive ones, anyway.

I’m sorry to hear about your dad. I was actually just yanking yer chain, tryin’ to find the grey cloud in a silver lining, the worst possible spin to put on a piece of light humor or something like that.

Now I feel like a shit!

Nah, it’s okay. I mean, he is an alcoholic – that much was true – but he’s never been abusive, that I’m aware of. Generally, he’s an alright guy.

I was mostly just goin’ for the snappy comeback. :-)

It’s all good. If I was that touchy about it, I wouldn’t have posted the picture…