So I’m walking down an alley in the middle of the night minding my own business when I see this woman on the ground crying. I was all hey what’s up and she was foreign so she said a lot of words wrong but she was like bad man force me to do sexy work so I can send money home to my family but he stole my passport and now I have to get a pizza or else I can’t go back to work.
I was like dude sorry to hear about the forced prostitution but I can totally help you out and she seemed pretty happy about that. I mean if a pizza is going to make this poor woman’s night a little better I can spare a few minutes.
In order to find a pizza I went to a burger joint because all western food is the same and I was like yo gimmie a pizza and the lady behind the counter was like no dude we do burgers here but why don’t you try this other place, they do pizza and they deliver. And I’m all sweet can you just call them for me and I’ll pay you and she totally did. So I had pizza delivered to the burger place and the cashier waited outside with me until the pizza arrived because it’s Japan and people are really nice about stuff like that.
Then I took the pizza back to the alley and the crying woman was like um what is that and I was like it’s your pizza, dummy, now you can go back to work. But she’s all no dude my Japanese is better since you went for burgers and I need a visa not a pizza and I’m like oh shit.
Now her pimp shows up and he’s talkin’ 'bout did you get that visa yet and she’s like well I have a pizza and he’s all well you know what that means, now you work for me for life. And I was all nu uh so I beat his ass until money came out and then he starts crying and confesses that he only stole her passport and forced her to sell her body because he’s in love with her and will she marry him and then he’ll get her a legit job no more sexy work promise and she was like k and then we all ate the pizza together while the pizza delivery guy looked on and smiled.
And that is how you make a side quest in your video game. Take some notes, Final Fantasy XV. The end.