It’s been a while since we had a good movie quote thread so:

“I hardly said a word to my wife until I said ‘Yes’ to a divorce”

and from the same movie (one that i say daily b/c it speaks volumes of the project i am working on):

“Oh man, the shit piled up so fast in Vietnam you needed wings to stay above it.”

" ‘Never get out of the boat.’ That’s absolutely god-damn right…unless you’re going all the way."


Sorry, couldn’t resist.


My Finance left me

“Remember, only Nixon could go to China”

Tell’em “Large Marge” sent ya.

“I don’t like retards and you had to go and buddy up with one.”

same character, same movie:

“Get your asses up and get the FUCK outta my house!”

“Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES.’”

“Did you write a suicide note?”

“Yes - right after I regained consciousness.”

“Was it dark?”

“Of course it was dark. It was a suicide note.”

“She smokes…”

“You’ve made a cuckold of me.”

“We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?”

“…where’s the red one gonna go?..”

“Moose says you’re closed, I say you’re open.”

“I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jacknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.”

a third of a gopher would just whet my appetite.

What did you say?

I said “In ten more seconds I’m leaving!” … what did you think I said?

I thought you said “Earn more sessions by sleaving!”

What does that mean?

I don’t know, that’s why I asked!

I hate it when you guys do this, because I’ve never seen the movie, but I can’t not read a thread on this messageboard – unless it’s in the books forum. It’s some kind of law.

So, what movie is this, anyway? What’s YAMQT?