You can't start a fire without a fart

Everything else
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WTF we can’t delete our own posts that nobody has replied to?

2

Here, I’ll reply to your post, and then you can edit it to say “It’s Schmidt’s fault this can’t be deleted, he replied!” and no one will know.

3

What is this about fire? Isn’t she in San Diego?

4

If you visit, we’ll take you sailing!