You know He hates you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8KxRj_Pwo

Religion at its finest (I keed)

THE SIEGE IS COMING!!!

Oh, and in case you really enjoyed that. Another fine Phelps service to the world can be found here. I hope our Scandinavian posters pay attention:

http://www.godhatessweden.com/

Wow. That was awesome. If only they were joking.

Sweden is a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest. See more here!

Yes, please.

[B]You’ll eat your kids!

Yeah you’ll eat them![/B]

It’s a fair cop.

I’ve never seen nor heard of these Westboro Baptist folks till now. I thought it was just an internet hoax, but after googling…holy crap - these people really do exist!

Really? You never heard about them picketing at soldiers’ funerals with signs like “God hates fags” and claiming that god was killing soldiers because America is filled with gay people?

I knew people picketed - I had no idea it was organized by some looney and the fruit of his loins. I always assumed they were just one-off wackjobs, not a whole church and such.

That’s how you can tell it’s a good church - it’s a fenced-in compound.

You think this is real with “Alan Smithee” as director?

I can believe it though. They look the part.

Why do they bother yelling “so just stop it” and “just obey him” right before “it’s too late to change his mind?”

You think this is real with “Alan Smithee” as director?

I can believe it though. They look the part.

Probably they hired an outsider to direct and he didn’t want any credit for it. That’s definitely them, though. The ringleader is Phelps’s daughter (wife?), the one who always shows up on TV promoting the WBC.

Also, they apparently think incest is a horrible sin (not as bad as butt sex, though!), but because you have to marry within the church, the two main families have basically become one. I don’t think there’s any monther-is-also-your-wife but there is one member who is both the aunt and sister-in-law of another member.

They are expecting the rapture any day now, so I guess they figure it’ll all be over before things get too freaky. But it’s gonna be a long wait…

Caption 1: These folks are just so darn cute!

2: I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

3: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

4: World’s Happiest Latent Homosexual

5: You know He hates dentistry, too.

6: Elvis has not aged well.

7: Future DoJ senior attorney.

What was with the Canadian flag-waving at the end?

Edit: answered my own question.

“Canada is a homo-fascist state where the filthy fag agenda has become the law of the land…and they won’t let us in! Boo! We want some of that action! BOOO!”

Oh yeah, these people are great. They’ve picketed children’s funerals before.

According to Michelangelo Signerreti (spelling?), they also support funerals for miscarried fetuses.

Support is just…not the right word. I get what you’re saying, but it’s just not the right word.

Sorry…I meant that they defended a man who decided to carry his wife’s miscarried fetus to Boston in order to have a ceremony for it. I’m just trying to figure out why they sup…defend that, but protest at the funerals of children.