Heh, thanks JMJ. Saw something like that at Lowe’s today. My parents have one. The birds really like it, it’s fun for them to shit on and mate in front of and generally hold no fear of or regard otherwise.
Nono — you don’t understand! This one FLAPS! Takes it to the next level!
(SI) Side Quest: EVIL, Pigeon Infestation
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In Las Vegas there is a black cloaked man, he wants
you to kill the Pigeons that are all over his house. Each one you kill
earns you 5 gold and you will get an extra 20 gold for killing them all.
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To the left of the man who gave you the quest, on the roof.
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To the far right, on the same roof is another.
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Across the bridge to the slave quarters, on the second entrance
roof is one. -
On the turn before Maze’s tower, is one sitting on top of the
little tree. -
On the cross structure in the courtyard between the guild and
Maze’s tower, there is one sitting on the right structure. -
In the courtyard on the roof right behind the statue and the
fountain is another. -
Above his computer room, where he masturbates, is the last one.
Killing all 7 and then talking to the guy earns you:
55 gold
*I should warn you, this will lower your alignment.
Night vision scope, BB gun/pellet gun, and do it at midnight? That way there are no little kids to witness.
Come on man, haven’t you played Oblivion/Splinter Cell/Hitman/any other game?
Get a little notebook and keep track of when they go to sleep, when they land, when they take off, when they go looking for food, when they are most active, etc. See what they do at midnight. Then go shoot 'em. BB guns are veeeeeeeeery quiet.
That sounds like fun. How much would a NV BB gun rig cost?
Going out at night with a scoped rifle in a residential neighborhood is a great way to get shot to death by police officers.
Or, procure an 18th century blunderbuss, drink a quart of Gin and get cracking.
Have I played Splinter Cell? I AM CURRENTLY PLAYING SPLINTER CELL. But soft, you have shown me the answer to my problem in my very own post. Time to hit Wal-Mart.
I think you should envelope them in bubbles and turn them into fruit.
Why? With your scoped rifle you’ll greatly outrange them!
When I was in the airforce we had pigeons in a cobra’s hanger. We had to wash the helicopters every day to prevent rust. We tried to shoot them, poison them - nothing worked until someone brought a pair of hawks. A pair of hawks don’t shit as much as a flock of pigeons.
No matter how this ends, this thread is already legendary. :)
Hah! Hawks! I told you and I’m not even a member of the Israeli military.
what you need is a pigeon trap:
http://www.critterridders.com/pigeon_trap.htm
then, once they are in the trap, they are way easier to kill.
Leave a lot of alka seltzer tablets laying around. It’ll correct the problem.
sssssssss…poom!
Why can’t the bird just fart?
And before they die, they can point and laugh at my stupid ass for paying around $100 to catch them, when a pellet gun is maybe 1/3 of that. Thanks, though - it is far more humane. Which would work out great, if I didn’t want the bastard to choke on his own foul blood and die, with the last thing he sees is me pumping (the pellet gun THE PELLET GUN FOCUS PEOPLE).
SPIKES, dammit. Kit your house out like a road warrior. Also you could build a moat.