Last year I was treated to a different puzzle, created by @rowe33, and I pretended to be a complete idiot. I asked my wife Michelle if she thought that I should do it again, and she said, “Come up with a new schtick. Or maybe this puzzle will be difficult enough that you won’t need a schtick!”
After seeing what was inside the golden spiral card, and pondering a bit on the genius who is @craigm, I have to think that Michelle is correct.
Here is the reverse side of the card:
