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Podcast #273 A Most Violent Year

Teaser: We kick off 2015 with JC Chandor’s anti-crime thriller.

Date: January 11 2015

Running Time: 01:04:41

Domestic Box Office Take: $5,749,134

Opening and Closing Song: Dedicated Follower of Fashion by The Kings

Tagline: one twelfth as long and violent as advertised.

Backup Tagline: For a movie about gangsters and heating oil trucks surprisingly few explosions.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt1786635 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Under: Casino

Kelly:

Over: Locke

Under: Maximum Overdrive (Because trucks)

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Dingus chooses House of Games and the discussion starts at the 00:52:31 mark.

Podcast #274 Blackhat

Teaser: This week, Chris Hemsworth is a supersmart hacker in a Michael Mann movie.

Date: January 19, 2015

Running Time: 01:37:03

Domestic Box Office Take: $8,005,980

Opening and Closing Song: Black Cat by Janet Jackson

Tagline: Always wear magazines to a knife fight.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0095145 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Margin Call

Under: Godzilla

Kelly:

Over: Swordfish

Under: The 13th Floor

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Kelly chooses The Duel and the discussion starts at the 01:17:07 mark.

Podcast #275 American Sniper

Teaser: This week we see surprise box office behemoth American Sniper.

Date: January 26, 2015

Running Time: 01:29:58

Domestic Box Office Take: $350,126,372

Opening and Closing Song: Indestructible by Disturbed

Tagline: I guess he was safer in Iraq, huh?

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0822854 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Hurt Locker

Under: Jarhead

Kelly:

Over: Enemy at the Gates

Under: Jarhead

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Dingus chooses WarGames and the discussion starts at the 01:09:49 mark.

Podcast #276 Black Sea

Teaser: This week we see Jude Law go on an undersea heist for Nazi gold.

Date: February 2, 2015

Running Time: 01:47:19

Domestic Box Office Take: $1,171,559

Opening and Closing Song: Under the Sea by Samuel E. Wright

Tagline: It’s like Fantastic Voyage but normal sized.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0113690 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Hunt for Red October

Under: U-571

Kelly:

Over: Das Boot

Under: The Deep

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Kelly chooses Enemy at the Gates and the discussion starts at the 1:21:20 mark.

Podcast #277 Jupiter Ascending

Teaser: Hey, Channing Tatum is a space elf in the latest Wachowski movie!

Date: February 9, 2015

Running Time: 01:36:14

Domestic Box Office Take: $47,387,723

Opening and Closing Song: Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne

Tagline: Jupiter from on high smiles at the purjuries of lovers.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0163187 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Stargate

Under: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Kelly:

Over: The Fifth Element

Under: Starcrash

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Dingus chooses Gray Lady Down and the discussion starts at the 01:07:30 mark.

Podcast #278 50 Shades of Grey

Teaser: Mr. Grey will see us this week.

Date: February 17, 2015

Running Time: 02:09:44

Domestic Box Office Take: $166,167,230

Opening and Closing Song: Like a Virgin by Madonna

Tagline: It’s like Twilight except this title refers to multiple sky colors.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt2322441 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Blue Room

Under: Sleeping with the Enemy

Kelly:

Over: The Big Easy

Under: Exit to Eden

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Kelly chooses Jodorowsky’s Dune and the discussion starts at the 01:29:17 mark (with love).

Podcast #279 Kingsman: The Secret Service

Teaser: This week we wish we were as cool and British as Colin Firth.

Date: February 23, 2015

Running Time: 01:53:21

Domestic Box Office Take: $128,261,724

Opening and Closing Song: Knights of the Round Table by Neil Innes from: The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Tagline: It’s like Kick-Ass but with teenagers.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0168172 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Freshman

Under: MacGruber

Kelly:

Over: Men In Black

Under: Johnny English

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Dingus chooses Secretary and the discussion starts at the 01:30:06 mark.

Podcast #280 The Lazarus Effect

Teaser: Who’s afraid of Olivia Wilde?

Date: March 2, 2015

Running Time: 01:41:06

Domestic Box Office Take: $25,801,047 As of June 08, 2015

Opening and Closing Song: Brain Damage by Eminem

Tagline: Finally a movie that taps into our fears of Olivia Wilde

Backup Tagline: They invented a serum that causes jump scares.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Flatliners

Under: Pet Sematary

Kelly:

Over: Re-Animator

Under: Flatliners

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Kelly chooses Real men and the discussion starts at the 01:12:00 mark.

Podcast #281 Chappie

Teaser: This week, Chappie director Neill Blomkamp cements his role as the director of movies such as Elysium.

Date: March 9, 2015

Running Time: 01:40:54

Domestic Box Office Take: $31,569,268

Opening and Closing Song: Baby’s On Fire by Die Antwoord

Tagline: People are always fearful of what they don’t understand, so Blomkamp fears writing.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt3969972 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Robocop (2014)

Under: Short Circuit

Kelly:

Over: Robocop (1987)

Under: Heartbeeps

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Dingus chooses Lucy and the discussion starts at the 01:15:45 mark.

Podcast #282 It Follows

Teaser: This week we’re thrilled to discover David Robert Mitchell’s It Follows.

Date: March 17, 2015

Running Time: 02:00:01

Domestic Box Office Take: $14,674,076 As of June 07, 2015

Opening and Closing Song: I Ran (So Far Away) by Flock of Seagulls

Tagline: It’s like a zombie movie but with one zombie.

Backup Tagline: Still interested.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0080100 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: You’re Next

Under: The Guest

Kelly:

Over: A Nightmare on Elm Street

Under: The Apparition

Tom:

Over: The Fountain

Under: Final Destination 2

Mini Pini Movie Clubapalooza Pick: Kelly chooses Westworld and the discussion starts at the 01:15:38 mark.

Podcast #283 The Gunman

Teaser: This week Sean Penn bears arms in The Gunman. Then, at the 55-minute mark, we lock the door, put on a little smooth jazz, and take up the topic of masturbation scenes in movies.

Date: March 24, 2015

Running Time: 02:04:24

Domestic Box Office Take: $10,664,749

Opening and Closing Song: Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

Tagline: Not exactly a funman.

Backup Tagline: Talkin’ slowed.

Backup Tagline: More like the dumbman.

Tom’s Tagline: African sniper.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0120591 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Losers

Under: Lord of War

Kelly:

Over: Hotel Rwanda

Under: Green Zone

Tom:

Over: Machine Gun Preacher

Under: Lord of War

3x3: “Favorite scenes of masturbation” by Tom starts at 00:54:11.

Tom Chick
3. The Battery
2. High Tension

  1. Your Friends & Neighbors

Dingus
3. Black Swan
2. Being There

  1. Secretary

Kelly Wand
3. Mulholland Drive
2. Zapped!

  1. The Trouble With Lou

Podcast #284 While We’re Young

Teaser: We would characterize While We’re Young as “minor Baumbach”. At the 1:03 mark, we get our feet under us for this week’s 3×3 about

landings in movies.

Date: March 30, 2015

Running Time: 01:51:51

Domestic Box Office Take: $7,587,485

Opening and Closing Song: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Tagline: I voted for Romney too, but only cause Clint made some good points at the convention.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0095631 was guessed too easily. tt0095179 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Greenberg

Under: Men, Women & Children

Kelly:

Over: Flirting with Disaster

Under: Flashback

Tom:

Over: Afternoon Delight

Under: Laggies

3x3: “Favorite Landings” by Dingus starts at 01:22:28.

Tom Chick
3. The Matrix
2. Final Destination 5

  1. Birdy

Dingus
3. Hudson Hawk
2. Iron Man

  1. Captain America: Winter Soldier

Kelly Wand
3. Alien
2. You’ll need to listen to the podcast for this one.

  1. Titanic

Podcast #285 Furious 7

Teaser: We were among the audience members in the ninth biggest opening weekend of all time and we’re here to tell you about it. At 1:23, we’re drawn into a discussion of magnets in movies for this week’s 3×3.

Date: April 6, 2015

Running Time: 02:35:05

Domestic Box Office Take: $353,007,020

Opening and Closing Song: Tokyo Drift by The Teriyaki Boyz

Tagline: You know what I say when it’s Corona time? Absolutely not.

Backup Tagline: Guess I can cross crying at a Fast and Furious movie off my bucket list.

2nd Backup Tagline: Hero’s never have grenades, they’re always the victims.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0092746 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Faster

Under: Drive Angry

Kelly:

Over: Used Cars

Under: Cannonball Run 2

Tom:

Over: Need for Speed

Under: Drive Hard

3x3: “Favorite uses of Magnetism” by Kelly starts at 01:22:28.

Tom Chick
3. X-Men: First Class
2. X2

  1. The Core which is changed to Transformers: Age of Extinction

Dingus
3. The Spy Who Loved Me
2. Die Hard

  1. Captain America: Winter Soldier

Kelly Wand
3. Super 8
2. The Spy Who Loved Me

  1. x2

Podcast #286 Ex Machina

Teaser: This week, writer Alex Garland proves himself as a director with the cerebral and sexy Ex Machina. At the 1:10 mark, we burst into a discussion of bombs in movies.

Date: April 13, 2015

Running Time: 01:58:20

Domestic Box Office Take: $25,442,958

Opening and Closing Song: Just Can’t Get Enough by Depeche Mode

Tagline: Still Interested.

Backup Tagline: How isn’t she like a woman?

2nd Backup Tagline: Cerci was Sarah Conner on TV and Daenerys is Sarah Conner in the movie.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0113757 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Her

Under: Eva

Kelly:

Over: Under the Skin

Under: The Lazarus Effect

Tom:

Over: Her

Under: The Machine

3x3: “Favorite Bombs” by Tom starts at 01:10:10.

Tom Chick
3. MacGruber
2. '71

  1. Dark Star

Dingus
3. The Rock
2. Heathers

  1. The Hurt Locker

Kelly Wand
3. Alien
2. The Spy Who Loved Me

  1. Dark Star

Podcast #287 Child 44

Teaser: This week we see Tom Hardy in the Soviet era thriller [sic] Child 44. At the 1:17 mark, we interrupt this podcast for a discussion of newscasts in movies.

Date: April 20, 2015

Running Time: 02:27:10

Domestic Box Office Take: $1,224,330

Opening and Closing Song: Back in the USSR by The Beatles

Tagline: It’s like The Gunman but slightly colder.

Backup Tagline: In Russia winter invade you.

3rd Tagline: Child 44 inch chest.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0087985 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Let the Right One In

Under: Kiss the Girls

Kelly:

Over: Girl With the Dragoon Tattoo

Under: Reds

Tom:

Over: Gorky Park

Under: Russia House

3x3: “Favorite Newscasts” by Dingus starts at 01:16:30.

Tom Chick
3. Contact
2. The Howling

  1. Network

Dingus
3. Nightcrawler
2. Schizopolis

  1. Bananas

Kelly Wand
3. The Howling
2. Starship Troopers

  1. Used Cars

Podcast #288 Maps to the Stars

Teaser: It’s a two-to-one split on David Cronenberg’s weird Hollywood gothic, Maps to the Stars. At the 1:14 mark, we let fly with a 3×3 about peeing scenes in movies.

Date: April 27, 2015

Running Time: 01:59:29

Domestic Box Office Take: $350,741

Opening and Closing Song: I Love L.A. by Randy Newman

Tagline: It’s like Cosmopolis except in this one Robert Paintson’s in a limo.

Silver Tagline: David Cronenburg’s Entourage.

Bronze Tagline: L.A. is short for Lannisters.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0110097 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Somewhere

Under: Bowfinger

Kelly:

Over: Sunset Boulevard

Under: Scenes from a Mall

Tom:

Over: Day of the Locust

Under: Trust Me

3x3: “Pee Scenes” by Kelly starts at 01:33:34.

Tom Chick
3. MacGruber
2. Wolf

  1. The Killer Inside Me

Dingus
3. Never Cry Wolf
2. Sexy Beast

  1. Fish Tank

Kelly Wand
3. Vacation
2. MacGruber

  1. Waterworld

Podcast #289 Avengers: Age of Ultron

Teaser: The $188 million opening weekend for Avengers: Age of Ultron can’t be wrong, right? At the 1:15 mark, we introduce our favorite studio logo gimmicks before movies.

Date: May 4, 2015

Running Time: 01:58:59

Domestic Box Office Take: $459,005,868

Opening and Closing Song: The Avengers Theme by Taylor Davis

Tagline: Avengers dissemble.

Backup Tagline: Joss Whedon’s best writing since Alien: Resurrection and the best Avengers movie since Avengers.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0120667 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Under: X-Men: Days of Future Past

Kelly:

Over: The Avengers

Under: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Tom:

Over: X-Men: The Last Stand

Under: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

3x3: “Favorite Studio Logo Gimmicks” by Tom starts at 01:15:05.

Tom Chick
3 Raiders of the Lost Ark
2 Lucy
1 Alien 3

Dingus
3 The Matrix
2 Constantine
1 Raiders of the Lost Ark

Kelly Wand
3 Strange Brew
2 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
1 The Orphan

Podcast #290 True Story

Teaser: This week, two of us check out True Story, the anti-thriller starring Jonah Hill and James Franco. At the 49-minute mark, we discuss cliches we’re willing to overlook.

Date: May 12, 2015

Running Time: 01:54:53

Domestic Box Office Take: $4,719,695

Opening and Closing Song: Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God) by Kate Bush

Tagline: It’s like This is the End but with an apocalypse (and then some German?)

Back Tagline: It’s like Pitch Perfect in that I’ve seen a little of it.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0118688 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Dead Man Walking

Under: Primal Fear

Kelly:

Over: Where the Wild Things Are

Under: Wild Things

Tom:

Over: Capote

Under: Shattered Glass

3x3: “forgivable clichés” by Dingus starts at 00:48:20.

Tom Chick
3. Grave Encounters: found footage
2. The Car: demon stalking a community

  1. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

Dingus
3. Aliens: incompetent officer
2. House of Games: wrestling-for-gun death

  1. The Matrix: bullet casings raining on the ground

Kelly Wand
3. Ishtar: girl disguised
2. The Lonely Guy: eleventh-hour race across town

  1. Stewardess School: surprise witness

Podcast #291 Mad Max: Fury Road

Teaser: George Miller returns to the Mad Max series and we couldn’t be happier with the results. In fact, we’re so thrilled that we don’t get around to this week’s 3×3 on.

tutorials until the 1:27 mark.

Date: May 18, 2015

Running Time: 02:07:39

Domestic Box Office Take: $153,636,354

Opening and Closing Song: Perfect Day by Lou Reed

Tagline: Best Hal Needham movie since The General.

2nd Tagline: Best Tom Hardy driving movie since Locke.

3rd Tagline: This time Tom Hardy is doing party favours to the concrete.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0087032 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: The Quiet Earth

Under: I am Legend

Kelly:

Over: No over

Under: The Road Warrior

Tom:

Over: No over

Under: The Road Warrior

3x3: “favorite tutorials” by Kelly starts at 01:26:35.

Tom Chick
3. True Story: double negatives
2. Wild: how to pack

  1. Stranger than Paradise: vacuum vernacular

Dingus
3. House of Games: “The Flue revealed.”
2. Aliens: how to use the M41A Pulse Rifle

  1. Apollo 13: carbon dioxide scrubber

Kelly Wand
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail: the grenade stuff
2. Gremlins: care and feeding

  1. Alien: air density

Podcast #292 Tomorrowland

Teaser: Hey, look it’s a new Brad Bird movie! Written by Damon Lindelof. At the one hour mark, we crown the podcast with a discussion of kings and queens in movies.

Date: May 25, 2015

Running Time: 02:09:30

Domestic Box Office Take: $93,436,322

Opening and Closing Song: It’s a Small World (After All) by The Sherman Brothers

Tagline: Feels more like a D ticket.

2nd Tagline: More like Tomorrowbland

3rd Tagline: Lindelof’s stories really are like dreams. There’s no rules and I can’t remember shit about them 5 minutes afterwards.

IMDB Plot Synopsis: tt0765476 Google this to find out what the movie is or listen to the podcast.

Over/Under

Dingus:

Over: Big Hero 6

Under: Chronicles of Narnia

Kelly:

Over: Interstellar

Under: Space Jam

Tom:

Over: Super 8

Under: Hugo

3x3: “Best Kings and Queens” by Tom starts at 0:59:53.

Tom Chick
3. Marie Antoinette
2. Ironclad

  1. The Fountain

Dingus
3. Marie Antoinette
2. 300

  1. Henry V

Kelly Wand
3. Jupiter Ascending
2. King Kong

  1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail