9newstoday.com redirect virus ARRRRRRRRGH PLEASE HELP

So apparently there’s a new virus going around that evades most anti-virus programs. It hijacks Google search results so that when you click on a search result it (sometimes) redirects to 9newstoday.net (or similar) website, which is clearly a fake click-gathering operation.

And apparently I’ve got it.

Norton, AVG and Housecall all don’t detect it, much less fix it.

Closest thing to a solution is this, but as you can see it isn’t very helpful:
http://blog.teesupport.com/how-to-remove-9newstoday-net-redirect-completely-manual-removal-for-9-news-today-virus/

Any ideas? I’m at my wits end here.

AFAIK, http://www.malwarebytes.org/ is still the goto for a program that actually has a hope of removing something completely.

Also try: http://www.combofix.org/

Neither Malaware nor TDSSkiller reports anything at all. Windows 7 and Firefox, FWIW.

Also, my internet seems slow. But it’s been intermittently slow before, because I have a shitty ISP. Any way I can tell if this is the problem or if it’s just typical slowness from a lousy ISP?

Well BleepingComputer.com doesn’t have any specific course of action on anything resembling “9newstoday” which is unfortunate. However, several recent instances of people going there for advice with your problem.

I second Quaro’s nomination of ComboFix - and when I run it I always eschew the whole ‘recovery console’ angle and let it go without.

Before that I would say try to follow one of the basic guides for eradicating the recent strains of hijack/redirect/fakeAV viruses… basically like this:

(I am referring you to a specific set of instructions - you don’t have THIS virus but the steps from “Automated Removal Instructions” on are pretty universal/generic. Links to the various tools needed are included.)

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/virus-removal/remove-system-check

Rkill (and do not reboot after)

TDSSkiller (still don’t reboot)

MBAM

(And if that doesn’t work, go to ComboFix.)

I’m trying out a restore point from about a week ago to see if that fixes it. Otherwise, I’ll progress with the other options listed. I think this thing was clogging my internet connection as well, post-restore things certainly seem a bit zippier. Speedtests taken with my iPad before and after are inconclusive, though.

microsoft security essentials fixed some ramnit stuff on my PC that even malwarebytes was oblivious to.
Worth a go.

Oddly enough, my wife’s computer had a Trojan the other day. I dont think I’ve had to remove a virus or Trojan off a Mac in 20 years.