The Things believe in safe sex tentacle pr0n?
Yes, but if we’ve learned anything from isolated Antartica research station horror movies, that 1 female for every 10 males is really hot, likes to take her top off at opportune moments and usually dies pretty early on. Assuming you get to her first, you’ve pretty much got it made!
… well, until the snow zombies get you, anyway.
Judging from floorseals accusatory stare we have an idea where the used condoms ended up.
You forget to calculate in that only one person of a couple will use a condom during a sex act.
You know, I should ask a gay friend about that. One condom or two?
The answer is so obvious. Only staff the base with lesbians, issue avoided.
Sweet sweet man-hating, Lesbians. Yet again you are the answer to lifes puzzles.
It’s probably cheaper to buy condoms than heating oil, and they have to keep warm somehow…
It’s cheaper to buy 360s than heating oil…
But what happens when the Thing strikes, and its only weakness is that it can’t mimic a sense of humor?
And in Antarctica they might even run for a few months without a RROD!