AP wants to put DRM on newstext

Eat a Dick Helvetica is one of the less successful fonts.

RAAAR MONEY BAD WE MAKE FUNNY PICTURE

The real news about the story is actually funnier.

This is like putting a car alarm on a bicycle. It’s pointless and useless in so many ways at once.

Freedom to Tinker has a very good writeup on why this is a WTF?

So somebody’s company needed to be paid by AP? Geezus that is so stupid it’s unbelievable. Lexis-Nexus is probably the last of the protected information companies, and they have a lot more to offer than AP does.

Fail.