Apple slows down your phone

None of my iPhones were new enough to get a payout. My “throttling” was just organic. :(

I strongly doubt anyone will get $25.

$25 worth of Apple bucks for their store more like.

Oh good, I can use that $25 iTunes gift card credit to pay the IRS so they stop calling me!

It will probably be a check for like $0.17.

That’s probably why the victims are likely to get a pittance. Hey at least Apple is more transparent now, that is a win, right???