Holy cow!
VAGUE SPOILER SOMEONE WOULD PROBABLY WHINE ABOUT EVEN THOUGH THEY’D TOTALLY FORGET WHAT I SAID UNTIL THEY SAW THE MOVIE AND THEN THEY’D GO “OH, HEY, NOW I GET THAT JOKE”:
He’s probably just taking the fall for Eckhart.
That story is full of shit. Everyone knows that Batman’s mom died when he was young. How could he assault her now?
I’ve read that Bale was a child star and his mom has been running his career since day one and never stopped. He’s 34 years old and the star of a huge movie. He shouldn’t of done it but maybe he just snapped?
Christian Bale can beat the fuck out of anyone he wants to.
To be accurate, apparently the allegation is of verbal assault.
Is that even a thing?
The whole thing is probably blown out of proportion:
This is a travesty.
…that first article didn’t mention his role in Equilibrium.
Verbal assault? What a non-story; I’m kind of sorry I started this thread.
But I did find out his stepmother is former Playboy Bunny turned feminist publisher, Gloria Steinem!
So there is that.
Police have said they will take the allegation very seriously, and are investigating it now.
Eek! He said mean things!
Did they said what accent he choose to verbally assault his relatives with?
I bet he used the Batvoice
“SWEAR TO ME!!!”
The police report says he started getting extremely manic while talking about the musical evolution of the Police, the rivalry between Stewart and Sting, and how the first half of Synchronicity is surprisingly flawed.
Naturally she freaked the fuck out.
Brilliant.
That is awesome.
I’M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS!