I give Disaster Report 4 the score of 2 out of 5 novelty compasses.
It’s bad, reaaaal bad. Let’s cut to the chase: the game has absolutely nothing to do with survival, even less than previous entries. Heck, even Resident Evil is a more realistic survival game. There are hunger, thirst and bladder meters that do… nothing? Your life bar regenerates on its own, when it feels like it. What you actually do is just tediously stumble around each small area, helping people looking for the conversation that triggers letting you move on. It’s like the Littlest Hobo, but without the pooch.
I played the game as a horny, money-obsessed scam artist, which is to say I played as normal (har har). Nagging people for money was sort of funny, but then again, none of your choices matter at all. Try as you might, you can’t leave someone to die if the plot wants you to save them. But even then, if I learned one thing from Disco Elysium, it’s that if you give your character dialogue choices, you should give some truly weird options just for the fun of it. The game doesn’t do too bad in that regard.
The game doesn’t have any sense of tone. It sort of sells itself as some serious realistic survival sim, but it’s waaay kookier (and dumber) than that. I don’t think the devs had the finesse to tackle the subject matter. For example: an overpass crumbles over a busy street, killing dozens of people… and then the surviving NPCs do absolutely nothing. There’s no sad music, no dialogue, nada. You can even stare at the corpses under the rubble. It’s kind of creepy.
The plot is also somehow super interested in one dude and his company’s stock. Nobody cares (spoiler: you somehow spend half the epilogue hearing about the stupid stock, and apparently “something” happened, you’re just never told what. HA!).
A lot of the later scenarios are just batshit insane. You can (super spoilers!) :
- Demand that the game’s name be changed (it really happens too!)
- Lead an angry mob to city hall only to have it turn against you, and then take the mayor hostage and ask for 500 million yen and a helicopter.
- Get captured to be sold into slavery by an elderly lady and blow up her ship.
So yeah, if you read the above, you might think the game is able to get into the “so bad, it’s good” category, but honestly the game is just tedious.