3036

I swear I had nothing to do with this, lol

3037

Not all heroes wear capes.

3038

A $40m yacht slipping its moorings has got to be a metaphor for something.

3039

I grew up in Ohio, I love Ohio, nothing against Ohio, but you’re keeping your $40 million yacht in Ohio?

3040

Well, yeah, they leave the good yacht in Miami. But it’s so inconvenient to fly there, so gotta keep a modest vessel in the area you know.

3041

When you have a huge boat like that do you just keep it crewed 24/7?

Sometimes when I think about how rich rich people are my head hurts…like trying to visualize the size of the universe, my primitive monkey brain just cannot deal with that amount of wealth.

3042

So, has some one kicked off Civil war 2.0 early?

3043

It’s easy. If you have a net worth of, say $70,000 (average for folks from the U.S.), that’s about 73,000x less than $5.1 billion (the net worth of Betsy and Dick DeVos.) So you can imagine that when you spend–say–$2.75 on coffee in the morning, it feels to you like spending about $200,000–say on boat crew salaries–would to them.

3044

Sounds like you need to watch some of this! Although it’s about a chartered yacht, I’d assume it’s similar when you have enough money to own one of these beasts.

3045

Well that was depressing. Thanks for that.

Glad they got their tax cuts while millions wallow with no or inadequate healthcare that leaves them bankrupt!

3046

They are job creators! Would you rather that yacht crew be on unemployment? Use ur head libtard! /s

3047

Priorities!

3048

3049

That name is so uncreative:

3050

And ironic, if it’s moored in Ohio.

3051

One for every state bordering a Great Lake? Chopper onto the Lake Superior ship it it’s too warm in Ohio.

3052

Saw a report that the DeVos family owns 10 ‘vessels’. That covers the Great Lakes, Atlantic, Gulf and Pacific, with a couple of back-up vessels for an emergency.

3053

So they could afford to lose one or two. Okay.

3054

I have a cunning plan.

3055

This image is not photoshopped.