First Daughter, Special Advisor to the President, Ivanka Trump


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Oh SNAP!

Meanwhile, back on Earth Prime, when Chelsea Clinton pulls this shit Fox News is totally fine with it.

I feel like the pattern on a midi dress should look more like

Deep thoughts indeed.

Exploit children manufacturing ugly handbags?

She gets a paycheck, paid for by us, for nothing in return. She spends our money. That’s what she does.

Is that real? Or is that a comedy article making stuff up?

It’s Andy Borowitz, who writes an Onion-esque (but not as good) humor column for the New Yorker.

Ouch

Not sure what I was expecting but was greeted by the most Aryan looking dog ever, lol.

EDIT: Reminds me of my favorite dog show picture ever.

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Even her dog is a dog whistle.

It looks just like her…very eerie. Trump’s going to accidentally assault that poor pup one night.

Are you suggesting he would move on her like a bitch?

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Indeed! When you’re the President, they just let you do it.

Accidentally?

Still laughing at this

This response is gold:

Nancy Lee Grahn ‏Verified account @ NancyLeeGrahn Jul 21
Replying to @ IvankaTrump

How darling. I see you skipped a rescue and went straight to an Aryan breeder. Does it sit and sieg heil yet?