Glorious - J.K. Simmons is a glory hole - Shudder

OK, this might be the thing that finally gets me to sign up with Shudder.

This is… interesting.

You guys like the weirdest shit.

Thing is, all I hear is Schillinger or the insurance guy. Not a Lovecraftian evil.

This might just be my new favorite movie.

This trailer feels like it’s movie written by a guy that couldn’t talk his girlfriend into a blowie.

Hey, there isn’t that much cosmic horror on screen (more now than there used to be, certainly). You gotta jump on it when it comes along.

I don’t watch trailers but just based on the thread title, I want nothing to do with this movie. I don’t care which side of the glory hole JK Simmons is on, he’s a wonderful actor but I don’t want to see a movie about a glory hole. That sounds disgusting.

Why are you even here?

Clowning around? In retrospect I should have put a smiley face or something.

I don’t get where your lines are drawn, man. Trailers are off limits but reading about them is cool?

Also, Jason stackhouse from true blood = delightful

Man, farmer’s ain’t gonna be happy about this…

Just imagine it’s the yellow M&M on the other side of the hole.

Sometimes I shudder after I urinate.

That’s the sudden shift in your body temp what causes that, all that hot liquid leaving you.