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The ORLY owl is a meme started on YTMND. Sadly, I wasn’t neffing online much during its heyday and missed out on all the fun.

The full poop, as only Wikipedia could bring it:

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myfreepaysite kills my net connection (requiring me to power cycle my router) any time I try to view a stream/file.

Oh well.

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Do to the robotic acting of most female porn stars and the fact that they all contain at least 10% silicon by volume, I don’t consider them to be real people anymore.

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This thread is useless without pics.

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Oh no, you are absolutely correct. In this case however, the laptop hard drive was dying and would no longer boot. I was asked to save “all the files I thought I could save” and transfer them to the new hard drive I was installing. In doing so directory by directory, it’s pretty impossible not to see what’s there when the default view is thumbnail and the directories containing said files aren’t labeled “PrivateFiles” or “SexyPicsKeepOut”. Besides, I figured if she was telling me the stuff was on there in advance then she wasn’t shy about my seeing it. If someone specifically states to me “I have stuff in a directory labeled Private or Work that nobody else is supposed to see” then I’m not going to violate that unless I absolutely have to in order to repair the problem.

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The ASCII O’RLY owls are awesome.

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http://www.xxxmoviemart.com/boards/xxxmoviemart/index.shtml

Free xxx movies.

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www.2adultflashgames.com

Free clips, and some funny jokes. Also: Creepy hentai porn. But thats only if you click on it.

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You win teh intarwebs.

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That is one adorable ASCII O RLY owl.

LOL! The italics him look like his has a li’l belly! Even more adorable!

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We need an ASCII TomChick.

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