Happy Birthday Wholly Schmidt!

No shame. None at all.


Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday.

How old (or young) does this make you? Happy birthday!


We’re allowed to make birthday threads to ourselves? If only I’d known!

Haha, awesome. Happy 27th! It’s been a good age for me so far. :-)

Happy bidet!

This totally didn’t work when I tried.

Happy birthday, bastard.

Happy birthday.

The trick is to try it on my birthday.

Thanks guys, I’ll bump this in a year.