Happy Birthday Wholly Schmidt!

No shame. None at all.

Awesome.

Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday.

How old (or young) does this make you? Happy birthday!

Twenty-seven.

We’re allowed to make birthday threads to ourselves? If only I’d known!

Haha, awesome. Happy 27th! It’s been a good age for me so far. :-)

Happy bidet!

This totally didn’t work when I tried.

Happy birthday, bastard.

Happy birthday.

The trick is to try it on my birthday.

Thanks guys, I’ll bump this in a year.