How eerily similar. I also had super-high ASVABs, but I went with the 3rd lowest MOS. Infantry. I also jumped out of airplanes, too.
For those keeping score at home, the field requiring the lowest scores. Army Field Artillery. It doesn’t take too many smarts to be a cannon cocker or gun bunny.
it’s easy to lower the standards when you need more soldiers.
I scored 99 on my test, but went with Infantry Combat Engineer. Most people in the military at low ranks are indeed a bit on the lower than average IQ side, sadly that’s just the nature of the beast.
You don’t have to commit to anything to take the test. My 99 didn’t mean I was going to actually enlist in any branch; it was just one of the options I (briefly, before I discarded it with great violence) considered.
Yeah, the physics (sorry, “mechanical comprehension”) questions threw me for a loop. If they’d asked me those right after high school, no problem. But today, 20 years later, I no longer remember the gravimetric constant.
In the old days, I think you had to be really smart to be an artilleryman, because you’d have to calculate trajectories and adjustments using an abacus, a slide rule, and a book full of lookup tables. Damn computers.
My rugby club plays the Fort Sill Gunners, which is an important artillery school as I understand it. The last time I went up there for a game, it seemed to me that not one of the Gunners had all their teeth. And their Captain, a Captain, well . . . I’d be scared to be down range of his guns and would pray to the gods of firing computers.