HTTPS is coming

I’m gonna set up HTTPS here in the next 10-15 minutes. Hold on to your

Well that went extraordinarily badly.

The certificate was issued as 0-length from Let’s Encrypt, consistently, even after following our howto troubleshooting.

I had to also turn off the CDN as the CDN is expecting https now :( which means images will be broken.

Well that f’ing sucked.

edit: all resolved, through extraordinary pain

You sure you’re not my IT Manager?? ;)

Thanks for the hard work wumpus. Again, very appreciative. But why https? I mean, it’s not we are discussing some super secret end of the world stuff here.

Ask @stusser. I generally agree that HTTPS needs to eventually be everywhere…

https://blog.codinghorror.com/should-all-web-traffic-be-encrypted/

(that was also pre-Snowden)

…but it’s still a pain in the ass to get going, and significantly complicates site setup. Better than it used to be, for sure, but a long way to go.

Great article! +1
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Now I’ve type 3 sentences just to expressed myself.

Basically the answer used to be “Because WiFi”, and now the answer is “Because WiFi and Snowden”.

(networks that f**k with your content and insert ads or other BS is also becoming increasingly common, and completely goes away with https.)

They’ve closed the performance gap even further since 2012 on the client, which is nice. SPDY morphed into HTTP/2 and all that.

Yep. Everything should be encrypted, pretty much.

I concur.

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ASCII Alizée? Impressive.

using https anywhere, and I’m in (though FF indicates “this website does not supply identity information” on the SSL lock in the url bar. Also indicates that some content is not secure. Images? Not sure.

@wumpus It looks like some of the oneboxing includes images pulled over http. This post has an example.

It pulls this image:

http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/vlcsnap-2016-08-08-23h31m17s326-640x363.png

The https version of the image works, too, so it is possible to hit the Ars Technica CDN with a secure connection.

How do I get this to work with my Qualcomm Eudora email client?

Since we don’t mirror images here (for disk space reasons) it will also happen for hotlinked images.

The link to the front page needs fixing? It shouldn’t be https I think.

Oh yes, thanks, I was using protocol agnostic there, e.g. //example.com/blah.jpg and that’s no good when we start from HTTPs.

Hey @stusser why isn’t the front page HTTPS? eh? eh? eh???

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