1611

In the yeeeeaaaaar 2000… [queue spooky music]

1612

I was losing hair in the same areas, and was wondering what to do about it. Great input!

So sad that such a great game got such an horrible display…

1613

I’m confused. Is that Beck or David Spade?

1614

I remember the ridiculous bills I’d get for Compuserve. Hard to believe now.

1615

I thought at first it was Richard Garriott.

1616

Are there still such things as head-to-head flight sim tourneys?

1617

We don’t like talking about them

1618

Oh, so they’re a secret? A hidden society like in The Matrix? Interesting.

“You take the gamepad, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the hotas, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”

1619

protip: say “hotas” instead of joystick if you want flight sim geeks to take you seriously.

1620

“That’s a Hotass mullet, dude.”

1621

1622

SurfDog’s handle looks pretty accurate.

Psycho kinda scares me.

1623

Shit, no wonder flight sims have died out… we were all middle-aged white guys back then :0

1624

arent we still?

1625

Yes, but not all of us identify as one.

1626

More flightsim nerd shaming

1627

I am actually jealous of this guy. I’ll trade my goodlooks for his DOS flightsim heaven, and the memories it comes with.

1628

I think on some level we all wanna be that guy, only, not from the outside. Maybe the ads should have used more shots from the player’s POV.

1629

I’ll almost buy into this (ah, the dreams of my full-on CH Pro rig and throttle and sims from 1996-1998), but fuck, man, that haircut. That is not even one of those edgelord 90s WTF haircuts. That’s “I cut my own hair and masturbate to Oasis” wrong.

1630

You have to get yourself right up to that Wonderwall and then pull back, if you want the best Champagne Supernova.