In light of @Scotch_Lufkin’s spreadsheet categorizing his feelings about wizard spells by school in a game that hasn’t even come out yet, I feel like we all have confessions to make.
As is tradition, I’ll start.
Back in the dark ages before we all had Google and QT3 in our pockets to distract us from encroachment of the grim darkness of the increasingly near future, I worked overnight security at a graveyard. Now, the worst thing I ever had to deal with was a nesting pair of geese near one of the mausoleums (geese, btw, are assholes), but the boredom…the boredom was a thing. I bought a PS1 with an attached 5" LCD screen and a car charger because the golden age of JRPGs wasn’t going to enjoy itself, and Art Bell only gets you so far.
Well, it turns out you can only replay Final Fantasy Tactics and Lunar so many times – for God’s sake, I completed the entire Arc the Lad trilogy that Working Designs (RIP) brought over near the end there – and besides, I had recently bought my first-ever gaming PC and Baldur’s Gate II had captured my heart.
Oh, Baldur’s Gate II. Let me count the ways.
Anyway, long story longer, I got way too caught in start-over churn as I waffled on PC classes and party mixes. Amn is great, but I was getting tired of walking across those districts over and over as I skittered across that tangled web of quests, sidequests, companions, merchants, and guilds. I was going to be efficient.
So I mapped out a damn-near comprehensive diagram of Chapter 2, from Waukeen’s Promenade to Firkraag Keep, and all the questlines therein. I made itineraries based on various parties - when I could get which companions, which quests were likely doable at what point, how long I had after recruitment before Korgan got pissy about chasing down Valygar or Nalia whined my ear the rest of the way off about restoring the Flail of Ages d’Arnise Hold.
I had matrices of party members. Who despised whom, where to get the necessary thieving skills (Nalia, Jan, ugh. No wonder my favorite parties all had a thief-y Bhaalspawn). Could I get away with just Anomen as a healer in this setup? (Yes.) Can Keldorn tank sufficiently with his shitty DEX so I can abuse his utterly broken Dispel ability in the fights where it matters? (Mostly.) Is being evil worth having Korgan, Viconia, and Edwin in the party at the expense of Keldorn and thereby not only the uber-dispel but the awesomeness of Carsomyr? (Oh, hell yes.)
Sadly it was all in a physical notebook that has long since perished in some move or another, but damn. I have spent a lot of time playing Baldur’s Gate II, but on balance it’s only about 0.5x the time I’ve spent thinking about Baldur’s Gate II.
How about you? What fabulous skeletons do you have proudly dolled up in wizard robes, propped up in the corner of your office to get maximum eyerolls from family members?