I Need Competently-Painted But Awful Fantasy Art

She’s put a little weight on in that second one. Given that body fat is pretty much the only insulation she has, it was probably a good idea for a trip to the Arctic.

Technically, she lost weight - Dragons was much later than Luclin. Presumably the weight and social inconvenience of carrying around a heavy old boob tube just got too much to handle.

I wish I had 1/2 the talent of these people. hehe

I’m available. Here’s a sample from my portfolio.

Why is the guy on the uniturtle giving the flying bunny (bunnesus?) a tiny witch’s hat and a Christian-themed valentine?

And thus, another keyboard dies to laughter-caused beer spills.

Must. breaaaaathe. fuck it.

Great. Now balut is slobbering on me while laughing uncontrollably on my shoulder. Thanks, Repo!

Oh my goodness. Those are some real winners. I especially like RM17.jpg, a.k.a. “Wait, who has the helm right now?”