I Want To Have Sex With F-35 Jet Hookers. Is That Conservative?

XPav · June 21, 2011, 8:43pm

Higher fuel transfer rates too.

MRRRRRWWWWOOOAAAHHHH.

PapaSmurf · June 21, 2011, 9:06pm

Imagine what refueling an SR-71 feels like. It needs fuel less than an hour after take-off, an KC-135 at full load is flying slightly above stall speed for a Blackbird at empty. As the Blackbird gets fuel, the KC-10 can go faster but the Blackbird’s stall speed increases.

GloriousMess · June 22, 2011, 7:37am

Filth.

Zylon · June 22, 2011, 9:04am

How could anyone say no to a girl who lets her huge turbofans hang out like that?

Ben_Sones · June 22, 2011, 9:05am

Baby’s got back.

rhinohelix · June 22, 2011, 9:14am

“She’s” also got a surprise. Door bell ding dong! It’s not who you were expecting.

RepoMan · June 22, 2011, 10:02am

Anders_Hallin · June 22, 2011, 10:23am

Sometimes it’s a good idea to say no to pegging.

Zylon · June 22, 2011, 10:36am

Bow chicka GAU wow.

BrianRubin · June 22, 2011, 12:33pm

Now you got me all hard dude. Damn. Gotta knock this off, excuse me…

PapaSmurf · June 22, 2011, 12:49pm

+1 for the punny.

scharmers · June 22, 2011, 12:55pm

You can have all the kinks and weirdnesses you like, but sometimes, nothing really beats just plane sex.

GloriousMess · June 23, 2011, 1:17pm

Indeed, nothing gets my undercarriage raised faster than lots of raw thrust.

BrianRubin · June 23, 2011, 1:18pm

/thread

Rasputin · June 23, 2011, 1:41pm

More like “HO-TAS!”