I thought this would be hard. Then, somehow deep within my brain, rising unbidden and unwanted, like a pestilent pustule bursting forth came dark memories of that awful Debby Boone #1 song (the daughter of that bane on early rock and roll, Pat Boone), “You Light Up My Life”.
The horror!
Not to mention the movie…
Cranking up The Who full volume to drive out the memory.
This is tough. Most of the songs I really hate aren’t ones that get overly exposed in commercials or anything. For the most part they’re just songs I grew to hate while working in a warehouse in college where I had no control over the radio. So I’d be annihilating them out of spite.
It’s a toss up between Elton John’s Benny and the Jets, Walter Egan’s Magnet & Steel or The Doobie Brothers’ Black Water.
I am perfectly willing to accept that there are people who probably love these songs and will defend them unto the death. That’s fine. Die. The summer I heard Magnet & Steel three times a day was the longest of my life.
While there are several Black Eyed Peas hits I’d love to have stricken from the record, I think I’ll have to go with Paul McCartney & Wings’s “Silly Love Songs.”
Man, I actually like a lot of what you guys have listed (Slade, for example - they’re fun songs!). If I had to choose it’d probably be ‘Zombie’ by the Cranberries because it’s just so fucking idiotic.
Also, Gus: dismissing an entire genre as ‘nonmusical chanting’ is facile. ‘Stan’ by Eminem alone makes the medium worthwhile.
Generically speaking, I’ll go with “Whatever song at the moment all the vidders on Youtube think would be awesome background music for their Naruto/Bleach/300 video”
Carmina Burana/Requiem For A Tower/Bring Me To Life/Bodies by Drowning Pool, etc etc etc.
I will be happy with the removal of any one of the popular screechy, wailing love songs. I’m thinking of Whitney Houston’s “I will aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalways love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu” or something by Celine Dion with similar wailing.
Hmm, since I can’t name any Celine Dion songs off the top of my head, I guess that means the Whitney Houston abomination is my choice.