I think the part I like the most about the Aruban/Dutch justice system is the way your relatives can get arrested if the authorities think you offed a teenager.
Just think what amazing results we would have produced in that whole Martha Moxley golf related killing if we could have arrested that guy’s uncle Ted! And speaking of Ted, just think how awesome it would have been if Ted’s dad had been dug up and put in jail when he had the problem with that chick he took swimming at Chappawhatsit!!
Seriously though, I’m all for finding the guilty van der Somebodies but this whole van der thing is starting to look a bit like Ringling Bros: Caribbean Edition if you asked van der me.