Legend of Zelda: Hump Master

WTF is this game?


stares in rapt horror

I’m disappointed. WTF is with the punch and kick attacks? I expected to see him hump his oblong enemies to death.

After watching that, I think the only honorable way out is seppuku.

Haha, that’s great. Wtf indeed.

Those wacky Japanese.

That’s a great looking game. Leather Daddy goes to Zeldaland?

That is graffiti master, simulatenously the greatest and worst game I have ever played.

Jebus. Do we need more gay princess biker games? I’m just asking.

Well, we currently have zero, so …no.