Lol wut?

http://www.teethmovie.com/film.html

Zep–

I’d prefer Snow Crash.

Them be some sideburns

Those aren’t sideburns, they’re goddamned mutton LOINS.

mutton loins? lamb thighs?

I’d hit it.

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Only once, judging by the eponymous character’s er… uh… situation.

Only at Sundance.

Man, dammit, I was hoping this was a movie version of this.

As it is, though… What the fuck.

I didn’t know a film could be “jaw-droppingly undefinable.”