"Me likey."

I started saying “me likey” a few years ago, and then when I said it front of an Asian friend it dawned on me that it’s fairly racist in origin.

I use “me like” every once in a while. I sure hope that I’ll be allowed to continue speaking.

JIMP?

Uncanny similarity with Nick & Jay? (And yes, the lyrics are just as lame as you might suspect. We don’t call them Dick & Gay for nothing).

Respectfully

krise madsen

I saw that SNL short Saturday night and as immature as it was, I laughed hysterically.

I forgot that there was a compelling reason to watch that movie.

Is it that time of the month allready?

Jizz is such a dumb word. I wish we’d phase that one out. Though you kind of weed people out already who use it.

Yea, we should totally get back to using “jism”, “gubb”, “cum”, “skeet”, “cocknog” or “spooge”.

baby batter?

and knuckle children.

What a spunky suggestion!

Skeet skeet skeet!

I want to go there.

“Buddy butter” if you’re not a traditionalist.

gentleman’s relish?

This?

Nut butter.

It is delicious on hot toast.