Mr. Fluffles Has Outed a Would-Be Obama Assassin

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/would-be-obama-assassin-identified-by-cat-hairs-authorities-say/ar-BBFBmBH?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

How dumb do you have to be to do something like this? Odds of success, very low, odds of getting incarcerated for life: high.

I mean the odds of success are zero.

The President/Governor doesn’t open packages. You might blow up some dude in the mail room if you’re crazy lucky.

Yeah good point, I guess the unabomber had success with mail bombs since he was targeting very low level people who don’t have those kinds of handlers / security processes in place.

He also used booby traps that looked like other things as well, like a couple of blocks of wood with nails in them by someone’s tire that was actually a bomb or the like. It wasn’t all mail bombs, though I think eventually they became that.