New Hollywood Star

Y’know, it’s not like I don’t think Queen Latifah isn’t entertaining or something, but man, have they lowered the standards for a Hollywood Walk of Fame star, or what?

Ryan Seacrest got one so what does that tell you?

Studios Buy them for the stars they really dont mean shit.

Seacrest got one? Wow, they have no plausible deniability at all about this one, eh?

So Latifah was a 2000% step up?

Yeah she was. I dont mind her so much really.

Sheeeit maaan you see dat bitch on Walmart commercials? Talk ‘bout sellin out to da man knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform’ us’ down I take TCBin, man.

Sheeeit.

Who is Ryan Seacrest, and who gave him such a fruity stage name?

He’s the host of American Idol, although he got the star for his radio work prior to that, and that’s actually his real name.

Oh.

Yeah, we have Canadian Idol here. The son of a former Prime Minister hosts it.

Wow! What is his favorite color?