I’ll always be partial to Memphis, cuz hey, I spent 18 years trapped in TN and had to get something positive out of the experience (apart from my gf, hello sweetie). But yeah, then Kansas City folk know how to cook some meat, y’all.
I’d be hard pressed to do a real ranking. If I had to try for how I’m feeling today, I think I’d say Memphis > SC > KC > TX > KY > NC > Alabama (fuckin white sauce weirdos), but the top 3-4 shift around a lot.
There’s probably a really apt joke about some NFL team being slower than molasses on their defensive hustle or something, but, you know, Armando’s bad at football.