Apparently, Winnie the Pooh is now public domain, which feels like something I heard before, but likely had flushed right back out of my head by whatever terrible news of the day was happening at the time.
And so someone decided to put a slasher flick twist on it, and the Pooh character is uh
Piglet’s lookin on point though, and I’m just going to assume that’s “Robin Christopher” in the jacuzzi.
No sign of Eeyore in a hockey mask, sadly. Lots of fog though, and tbh, if you’re going to use tricks to cover your cheap production, fog in a horror flick ain’t a bad way to go.
I feel like the proper way to have gone was to have done something inspired by the Winnie the Pooh Homerun Derby flash game and all the fan art that came out of it of Christopher Robin as Satan.
I love this. It would be great if the film is way better than it has any right to be and it spawns a new horror subgenre. But I’ll be happy with whatever weirdo direct-to-streaming thing I get.