Poll: Will wumpus ever pay off his mail order bride?

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A more relevant question …

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Then again, who hasn’t pre-ordered Lila for November? I heard she comes with free frozen yogurt.

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Just to clarify, would a very young, very little English speaking, just-flew-in-from-the-Philipines woman who you only met twice before you married count as a mail order bride? If so, then my father-in-law has one :roll:

My wife (who’s 32) has a half-sister who is 5 or 6 now. Crazy stuff.

-DavidCPA

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Best. Poll. Ever.

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This one’s for you Murph. Die, wumpus!

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Laugh now, boys, but when “Maturity, by Wumpus” is riding up the New York Times bestseller list, you’ll all be suckin’ it down John Romero-style.