So I’m now a manager at a tech bench at [big box retail electronics store]. The pay isn’t all that great, but between the benefits, discount and no longer having to deal with the tax and other paperwork of doing freelance in-house technical support, it wasn’t a bad deal compared to doing it on my own.
Anyway …
We’ve got a sign up, mostly for comedy value, reminding techs not to accept any computer with only ISA ports on the motherboard as being entirely too old.
I’d like some other suggestions for adding to the list. Things like: “Any computer with a Voodoo 1 card”.
My girlfriend has a shockingly competent computer with a serial mouse. It doesn’t even have a PS/2 port, and before that I had never known mice could be serial.