RIP Mr. Peanut 1916-2020

He shall be missed. May God have mercy on his salty soul.


Dammit, I can’t believe I missed that.

fixed grammar also ;P

Goddamn earth is weird in 2020

This is the dumbest marketing BS ever.

I’m shell shocked.

I always thought of Mr. Peanut as a tough nut to crack.

They stole that explosion joke from Groundhog Day but did it worse.

No they killed him off because Mr. Peanuts got caught up in the #MeToo movement what with asking people to touch and eat his nuts all the time. It’s high time we stood up against that, he had to go.

Next up, Mr. Pringles, “once you pop you can’t stop,” I see through you asshole.

Kept offering all his female co-workers moustache rides. Creepy, dude.
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That smug look will soon be replaced with him using a walker and trying to score sympathy points in his rape trial…

Here’s hoping he gets locked in a cell with Mr. Clean.

I missed this until just now. That was funny and awesome, haha!