Rockwell's Retro-Encabulator

Rockwell Automation’s Retro-Encabulator is going to revolutionize something, that’s for certain. Wow.

Edit: Never mind, apparently it’s just a gussied-up turbo-encabulator. No need to waste space pointing out the obvious, I’m an idiot.

I have no fucking clue what that guy is talking about, and I suspect that he doesn’t, either.

I’m just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I’m in the Twilight Zone? and…

I always feel like somebody’s watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody’s watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream?

Q: What’s a wennelsprock?

— Bill S.
A: It’s a lot like a Finnegan pin, except for where it attaches to the molly sprocket, it uses a plain bearing instead of a ball bearing. This reduces creatisfration to below 37 RMQ’s.