Hope this isn’t an already posted:
That’s not very funny, is it?
No, but it does have its moments.
IAN MCDIARMID
Help me! I am trapped in a
comfortable chair overlooking all of
the destruction I have wrought!
I enjoyed the whole Palpatine vs. Samuel Jackson part
SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
Let me read to you from the book of
Ezekiel for a–
I got quite a few chuckles out of it. I particularly enjoyed the twins’ birth scene.
Smits: McGregor could have delivered the babies, that would have been more dramatic.
Director George Lucas: More what?
IAN MCDIARMID So, now that the movie is over, would you say that the prequel trilogy was worth making? DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mildly amusing. I got dragged to see it again last night to keep the new squeeze happy (though she wasn’t by time we left the cinema), after two viewings it’s really starting to upset me now. In the immortal words of Mr Chick, Fuck Star Wars.
make sure to check out his empire strikes back abridged script.
INT. RANDOM ISOLATED AREA PERFECT FOR FIGHTING
DARTH VADER
Hello Mark. I will now smack you with heavy objects.MARK HAMILL
Ow! Ow! Waaaah! I want my mommy!DARTH VADER
Funny you should mention that. I’m your father.MARK HAMILL
Dude, I don’t even look like you.DARTH VADER
No, you fool! Under the mask! I’m a pasty white guy like you.
Oh, and when computers come
out I’m going to make a game called
Shadows of the Empire that looks
really cool because the first level
is a badass simulation of the Hoth
battle in this movie. I think I’ll
make the rest of the game a piece of
shit, though.
so true
Remember “Cracked”, that magazine that used to be a less funny version of “Mad”? It reminded of a movie satire from there.
You mean “unfunny,” Andrew. Mad and Crazy, bro.