Rotten Tomatoes: zero per cent

Is House of the Dead going to be the first movie ever to achieve this estimable score?

I’d like to follow up my own post with some of my favorite lines from the movie, as quoted in various reviews:

“Face it, they’re zombies, pure and simple. And the sooner we accept that and get out of here, the sooner we can get on with our lives!”

“This looks like it’s been here for a millennia!”

“You did all this to be immortal! Why?”
“To live forever!”


Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever has a Tomatometer rating of zero.

It looks like well over 100 movies have a zero rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That’s an amazing amount of crap.

I don’t know - I’d have killed for that in many a monster film. You go to see a film called Shark!, as advertised with a big picture of a shark, the title appears on the screen tattoed onto a shark’s fin…

…but still you have to spend most of the movie watching people argue if there’s a shark out there.