The Last of Pus
Mimecraft, where you do all the gestures you’d do if you were building something cool. But you don’t actually do anything.
Cokemon, where you collect a bunch of really hyperactive animals with runny noses that are super intense and think that every song is the best song they’ve ever heard.
Super Seat Boy. He doesn’t run or jump anywhere, he just likes to be comfortable.
Farting Simulator 22. Same as Farting Simulator 20, but with slightly better graphics.
Wildermath. You do eXtreme equations!
7 Days to Pie. I assume it takes at least that long to learn how to bake one if you don’t know.
Gyrosmancer, where you match 3+ to conjure delicious greek food.
Oxygen Snot Included. Breathing has never felt worse.
Capers, Please. I don’t care what anyone says, those things are delicious.
Neuro Truck Simulator, where you spend an hour driving a load of frozen chicken nuggets from Ipswich to the darkest recesses of the miiind!
Billy Thatcher and the Giant Egg. He’s the son of the most hated prime minister in British history, and he loves chickens.
Dad Cells. I don’t even want to start on this one, we all know where it’s going.
Conception II: Children of the Seven Scars
Tiny Tuna’s Borderlands
Baldur’s Late 3 (he’s been late 2 times before!)
Pies of P
Scarfield
Mortal Wombat 1 (Rage of the Marsupial!)
Since it came to the Switch, I have a Trombone Cramp.
That one has been used, so you will have to save it for MK2 🥸
Starfiend. To boldly go and score some dope.
Starwield - Can you catch the sun, Icarus?
Yakuzi, an open world game taking place in a Japanese thermal resort.
Sparfield - multi-player fighting arena game where all you do is train.
Sgarfield : eshop game discounted at 90% off on its release, starring a suspiciously familiar looking cat.
Snarfield; chocolate chip cookies as far as the eye can see. Snarf em all.
Baldur’s Date 3: Gale’s One Magical Night Edition Or: The Shadow’s of Shadowheart.
Fudgment
I had a friend in university who played Fudgment in our physics lab.
Anyways,
Marvel Soap
Lies of Pa
Booking Mama
Malls of Torment
Armored Bore VI
Bathfinder
Armored Corn, Grain World, Umbrella Crops (Midwestern Farmer Classics Collection)
So should that be Baldur’s Mate 3?
This is not ruining the game with one letter… it’s describing it better! :D